She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.
A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's *left* foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Is...
The USA may still have a beauty pageant. The current projected winner?
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This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling
A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass. I’m gonna go get the dogs ready and I’ll be back for your answer.”
After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...
What Olympic country is projected to win the most medals?
Finland. They always Finnish.
The Boston Zoo had a large problem.
The Boston Zoo had a very large problem. Their most popular attraction, a gorilla named Jamie, had died unexpectedly in the night. Ticket sales were projected to plummet if this gorilla couldn’t be seen, so the zoo manager decided to hire a man to dress up in a gorilla costume and pretend to be Jami...
Bored at work so I wrote my first joke. It’s extremely dumb but maybe it’ll make someone laugh.
An extremely wealthy family owned countless successful companies, bought out competitors and even purchased new ventures if they looked promising enough. Nothing was too big or small, and nothing was off limits.
The family consisted of a mother (Linda), father (Robert) and 3 sons (Robert Jr.,...