A group of robbers burst into a bank and line everybody inside up against the wall.
They then proceed to take anything of monetary value from the people. Among those about to be robbed are two bank accountants. Suddenly, one of them thrusts something into the hand of the other. “What’s this?” He whispered. “It’s the fifty bucks I owe you.”
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A frog walks into a bank...
...and walks up to the teller, Pat E. Black.
"I'd like to take out a loan"
Pat asks the frog, "What do you have for collateral?"
The frog reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small insignificant trinket. "This is all I have"
Pat laughs. "We can't take that."
There's a little known country in central Europe that is ruled by a monarchy... (x-post /r/dadjokes)
Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this sm...