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I made strawberry preserves today.

It was a jarring experience.

My cupboards are bare! Nothing but a jar of Marlee Matlin's preserves.

That's a def jam.

Technically it's marmalade.

An 18-wheeler spilled a load of strawberry preserves on the interstate today

It was a real traffic jam

TRUE STORY:

Just had gotten groceries the other night and was putting them away, when I accidently dropped a jar of blackberry preserves on my big toe. talk about real toe jam.

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