How many conservation officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change?! What do you mean, "change"?

(Credit Grand Designs)

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

What's the difference between the law of conservation of matter and the law of conservation of energy?

The law of conservation of energy matters less.

I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass,

But he didn't understand the weight of the situation.

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

NZ joke for you

There was a man out tramping the Milford track.
He got horribly lost and went for a week without food by the 8th day he came across a kiwi and decided to cook and eat it. Half way through his meal a D.O.C ( department of conservation ) ranger found him, outraged he took him to court.

The ...

The Conservation of the Letter R

Everytime a Bostonian "pahks his cah in the yahd", a Texan warshes something

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