The 4+ Best Conserve Jokes

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I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

Freshwater is a precious resource. We need to conserve it.

My neighbour's dad didn't take that as a valid reason for showering with his daughter

People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.

Why are people so hippo-critical?

So...I got banned from laser tag today

Apparently you can’t use a knife to conserve ammo

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