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Conserve Jokes

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

Freshwater is a precious resource. We need to conserve it.

My neighbour's dad didn't take that as a valid reason for showering with his daughter

People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.

Why are people so hippo-critical?

Three guys were traveling for a ski trip to the mountains and had to stop in a small town to rent a room for the night.

The small mountain inn only had one room left, and it only had a single queen size bed. Being a drafty old inn, the men decided to sleep together in the same bed to conserve space and warmth.

The next morning the guy who slept on the left side of the bed said, "Oh my god, you guys, I had the ...

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