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Perpetuate Jokes

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As a guy, I refuse to play as a female character in online games.

Not because I’m sexist, I just don’t think it’s right to perpetuate the stereotype that girls are bad at games.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from rea...

The word is: perpetuate

The question is: How do they charge you at a vietnamese deli?

A old TV psychic is given a question in an envelope and asked for the answer to said question without opening the envelope. The psychic holds it up to his head, concentrates, and says "The Answer! Is! 'Perpetuate!'"

Then, the old psychic opens the envelope to read the note inside out loud to the studio audience and says, "The Question! Is! How does a Chinese deli charge their customers...?!"

Two english lords in India have a tradition of taking a whisky together at the club every evening at 7

Unfortunately, one day, one of them is called back to England for family business. So in order to perpetuate their tradition, the two friends decide they would both have two glasses of whisky every evening at 7, one for themself and one for the other lord on the other side of the globe.

After...

A man was walking down the beach when...

A man was walking down the beach when he came across God watching the sunset.

Man: Are you really god?

God: I am.

Man: Do you have a task for me lord?

God: No, I don't do that anymore. I gave a man a task once and he turned it into a crusade and visited suffering on his ...

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