my only joke i've ever came up with and it flat-out sucks.
no way around it.
I thought I liked spheres
then I realized they're pointless.
What's the other word for meatball?
Join the flat earth society! We don’t discriminate, because...
We have members all around the globe.
Yes. Flat earth is truly a global movement with a great “sphere” of influence.
A cube walks into a bar...
A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied “oh I just had a drink to take the edge off”.
A Physicist and an Engineer take turns shooting at a deer.
An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each takes a turn to try and bag it.
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m s...
My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist
He suffers from very sphere delusions.
The flea jumping competition begins
Fleas from all over the country have gathered here today to take part in the contest. Expect an incredible show.
Team 1 from Muts-4-homes Animal Shelter take the stage.
The team lines up on the platform...
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Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and liking the sphere, accepts it.
He presses the Sphere and to his bewilderment, he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades. ...
A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. ...
The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear
Is Sphere, Itself.
my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...
What do you call a flat earther vampire
How goes a physicist milk a cow?
First he assumes the cow is a sphere.
A man brings 3 scientists into a large room...
...a biologist, an engineer, and a physicist. In corner of the room is an elephant, and nothing else. The man tells the scientists "If you can correctly identify this animal, I will give you $50,000". He lets each of the scientists examine the animal, and then separates them.
The man first as...
So an engineer, a psychologist, and a physicist are called into a dairy farm that is low on production...
They're each given a day to inspect the farm, then they each deliver a thesis on how best to increase production.
The engineer goes first; he says that if each stall is decreased in area by 40 inches, housing capacity could be doubled.
The psychologist then says that if the walls were...
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So my friend invites me to a post-bullfight meal...
As we were waiting for the waiter, my friend praised her favourite dish. "They take the testicles, and roast them in a garlic sauce with cayenne pepper. They're always amazing."
So I'm thinking, 'Bull testicles...well, we have rocky mountain oysters back home. Might as well.'