Portfolios Jokes - 2 Hilarious Portfolios Jokes

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How do shoe stores diversify their portfolios?

They invest in socks.

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A man has 3 women before him that want to be his wife,

So he gives each of them $5,000, and tells them to do whatever they want with it. "What you choose to do shall determine which one of you I marry" he says.

The first woman takes all of her $5,000 and spends it all on clothing, jewelry, lavish spa treatments and the like.

The second wom...

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