The President of the U.S. receives a call from the Treasury Department.
-Madam President, we are upgrading the vaults where we keep the gold reserve. Three designs are finalists, but you need to select the one we will use.
-What are the options?
-The first one is a made of reinforced concrete surrounding a steel cage with a nickel content of 8%. The second...
My kid told me a joke about the U.S. Treasury ending the penny.
It didn't make any sense.
Trump has named Bernie Madoff as Head of Treasury Department
Madoffs response when he learned of the appointment: "Pardon Me?"
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What did the US Treasury Secretary Say to the Chinese Central Banker After the Currency Devalued?
What the fuck are Yuan?
The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20
So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market.
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
What’s Kanye West’s brilliant economic plan as president?
To put 50 cent into the Treasury
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The Princess with the cursed hand
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who had been cursed from young - any object that she touched with her hands instantly melted in just about three seconds, before disintegrating aftwerwards. She'd even killed her own father this way.
The Queen was desperate to remove this terri...
The Art of the Deal
A poor city man is out in the streets attempting to sell something on President's Day. He goes up to a foreigner and says:
"Hey there! Are you looking for a rare portrait of Washington on his birthday? I can hook you up. It's even got the signature of the Secretary of the Treasury on it, so y...
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of manager of a large division...
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two".
The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm v...
One Billion Funny Joke
According to a recent government publication ... A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
In the distant land of Punsar two thieves were stealing
The thieves happened to be twins, named Manny and Manny. They belonged to the clan of Long Anconvo, a Chinese clan of thieves known for their dexterousness and efficiency. One day, the head of the clan sent the two thieves to Punsar, a land known for its wealth in gold and jewelry. The thieves...
The Emperor of Rome had a thousand Centurions.
One day, he decided to give them a raise. He called them all to his throne room, and declared they be given a 4% increase in their monthly pay.
Now, the Centurions were paid one gold coin per month. That would mean their new pay was a gold coin and 4 silver ones. The total fee spent would be ...
Letter to IRS
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS), Department of Treasury Washington, DC
Sub: Payment of Tax Dues
Dear Sir / Madam,
Enclosed is my 2012 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you wi...
Genghis Khan stumbles across a great palace in Northern China
It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru...