Donation allocation

A priest and a rabbi are asked to decide how to allocate donations, specifically between what is for God and what is for yourself,

So the priest says I put a small napkin on the floor I throw all the coins I receive up in the air, the ones that land on the napkin, for me, the ones outside th...

SHOW ME YOUR CARD

A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an
old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your
water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field
over there.

The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the auth...

The janitor couldn't remember where he put the floor polisher

As a programmer, this isn't the first time I encountered a 'buffer allocation failure due to memory error'

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