A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there.
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the auth...
The janitor couldn't remember where he put the floor polisher
As a programmer, this isn't the first time I encountered a 'buffer allocation failure due to memory error'