I've been investing in stocks recently

Chicken, Beef, Vegetable.....

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire

I asked my bitcoin investing friend...

... can you give me $10.00 worth of bitcoin?
My friend: why do you need $9.53 worth of bitcoin, what will you do with $10.46 worth of bitcoin?

Why aren't farmers investing in flying cows?

Because the steaks are too high.

Tim asked his bitcoin investing brother

For $10 worth of bitcoin

B: $9.34? Why do you need $10.35 of bitcoin?


T: I just want to start investing for college?


B: Ok, I just sent you $24.39 of bitcoin for you.


T: Thanks! Why did you give me more than I asked you for?


B: I gave you $15.43...

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NSFW I lost all my money investing in a 2 story brothel.

Too much fucking overhead.

A boy asked his bitcoin investing dad...

...for 100$ worth of bitcoin.

Dad: 98.7$ ? , what will you do with 105$? Can't you just think how valuable 95$ is?

How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?

Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

I was investing in Monopoly games

Until I realized that there is no real money in them

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A man who had three beautiful girlfriends

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it.

The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover. She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you cause I...

My account said I'm crazy for investing all my money in my idea of building a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof.

But I told him I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it. Now if I could just think of a clever name for it, I'd be all set.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday

Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar...

Oh, they already told you about it too?

Investing in balloons just isn't as profitable as it used to be.

I blame inflation.

Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes...

Sadly, the name Instagram is taken.

I've been thinking about investing in marijuana groweries.

I hear it's a budding industry.

A friend was talking to me about investing in property in the Middle East

"Dubai?" I asked.

"No, I can't afford it yet", he replied.

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Commenting on a new post is like investing in the stock market

If the post blows up, you probably get shit loads of karma

I started investing in Egyptian tourism

Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

... because the capital is always Dublin!

We need to start investing more in solar energy

But it's not just going to happen overnight

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