Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van.
One turns to the other says:
"I think we got off on the wrong foot."
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals
I slept through a burglary once and it was a fatal mistake.
Next thing I knew I was being thrown in a police van.
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