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Paddy Wagon Jokes

You hear about the paddy wagon that collided with cement mixer Ed?

12 hardened criminals escaped.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So a woman wakes up one night to the sound of breaking glass.

She looks out the window and is shocked to see three men breaking into her garage. Quietly, she calls 911.

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Some men are breaking into my shed."

"Alright, sit tight. No officers are available now, but we'll send someone as soon as we can" the opera...

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