The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor...

He says, "Make me one with everything."

A man walks into a pizza parlor.

He orders a pizza and the cashier asks him if he wants his pizza cut into 6 slices or 8. To which the man replies "Oh only 6, I couldn't eat 8!"

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Oedipus travels to the future.

When he arrives, he is amazed by the wonders he sees around him. He finds the nearest person he can. "Where am I, and what age is this?"

"Athens, 2019" the man says sarcastically.

"Athens!? This looks nothing of the city I know, and you tell me I traveled 2500 years into the future!?"<...

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