A restaurant critic was leaving a posh bistro, disgusted. He told the maitre d', "Sir, do not expect high marks for service!`

"I am so sorry, what happened? `

The critic huffed," There is a sign in your bathroom which clearly states 'Employees must wash hands'. Yet I was in there for 15 minutes, while several employees came and went.
Not a single one offered to wash my hands! "

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.


I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.


As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alon...

Murphy does it again.

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new...

I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro

All of the servers were busy

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