The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
The pizza vendor fixes a pizza and hands it to the Dalai Lama, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Dalai La...
They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop...
yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.
A man walks into a pizza shop and the guy behind the counter is the Dalai Lama...
...The guy, incredulous, says, “Your Holiness, you run a pizza shop?!”
The Dalai Lama replies, “Yes, I’ve always said that work is good for the spirit”.
The guy replies “I see,” then thinks for a moment and says, “Can you make me one with everything?”
A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple.
Word is...he topped himself.
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A cow walks up to a man
"Hey man" the cow says "What the fuck?!" says the man "A talking cow?!' The cow laughs and says "bet you've never seen a talking cow before have you!" The man is shocked and says "well what else can you do?" the cow says "lots of things, here I will show you" the cow walks over to a phone box, pulls...
Donald Trump, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Macaulay Culkin all die and visit God...
And God says "I can't decide whether to send you guys to heaven or hell. So I'm going to test you. I'll let you return to earth, but each of you have to promise to give up something that you love the most. However, if you break your promise you'll go to hell"
Macaulay Culkin gives up pizza. ...
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