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Waitresses Jokes

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A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years ...

It's exhausting going down on waitresses...

I'm really tired of them asking "How's everything tasting?" 5 seconds in.

Why did the Alabama man only sleep with waitresses from Olive Garden?

Because when you're there, you're family.

Say what you want to say about waitresses

But they bring a lot to the table.

Hooters

Two men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to Colorado. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play some golf and catch up with each other.


At age 35 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.


One asks, "...

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why are waitresses so promiscuous?

Because they're either getting a big tip or feeling shafted

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If waitresses with big boobs work at Hooters, then where do 1 legged waitresses work?

IHOP



Gives tipping your waitress new meaning

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I have a friend who always thinks that the waitresses we get want to have sex with him

I try and tell him that they want just the tip

I always tip pregnant waitresses more.

It's cheaper than child support.

My dad is 100% Swedish and this was his favorite joke to tell waitresses when we went out to eat.

Waitress: Are you all finished?

Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish.

The T-Rex waiters and waitresses at the restaurant seemed really stressed out

I guess they must have been short-handed

Waitresses/waiters of reddit...

When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?

What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common?

They both need to check the table periodically...

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