A week after coming home from the army Bill decided to grab a beer at his favourite bar.
"Hey Bill!" The barman says, "good to have you back buddy!"
"My wife thinks the same," Bill tells the barman as he sips his beer, "she is so happy I'm back."
"Oh really and how do you know ...
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The Deliveryman and The Kid
A Deliveryman has to drop off his last package of the day at this mansion. He walks up to the door, rings the bell and a ten year old boy answers the door. The boy is wearing a hot pink teddy, has a lit cigar in one hand and glass of scotch in the other. The deliveryman understandably shocked says: ...
After many years of studying at a university,
I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
The Zoo Joke
A man had an uncle who happened to own a zoo. One day, the uncle unfortunately passes away. When the man speaks to his uncle's lawyer, the lawyer offers to give him the zoo. The man willingly agrees. The zoo has an aquarium, a lion cage and a bird cage but it is in horrible condition. The man pays t...