Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly?

Their windows fell out.

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The wedding ring

A man who was born and raised in Woodbridge, Western Australia went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the procedure, the patient's girlfriend had found the ring in one of his pockets.
She had not known that he was married and...

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A guy buys a new bike...

A guy buys a vintage motorcycle he saw for sale in an ad in the paper. When he goes to pick the bike up, the dude who sells him the bike says, "Now remember....that's all original leather. You can't let it get too wet. If it starts raining and you don't have anywhere to shelter it, make sure you kee...

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The Prisoner Escape

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the...

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