Why did the barber rub diaper rash cream into his customer’s scalp
Because he believed that “what’s good for the gooch is good for the dander!”
What do you give a pig with a diaper rash?
Oinkment
This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says...
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