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Persons Jokes

Never trust a dyslexic persons tarp..

It could be a trap!

What’s a blind persons alternative to a seesaw?

A hearheard

What’s an Islamic persons opinion of Muhammad?

They’re allah bout him

What are a Jamaican persons pronouns?

I and I

What does it say on a poor persons Nike shirt?

Just do.

They can't afford it.

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A joke to tell your friends in-person

So, like the title says, this joke only works if you're telling it to your friend in real life! Make sure it's someone you're somewhat close with, though.

So a guy walks into a three-story building. That's very important to the story, so you gotta remember it. How many stories does it have?...

A study conducted on representation of persons with disabilities found that

blind people were 100% less likely to see themselves represented in the media

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a persons aura changes right before they die.

Cyan-aura.

A man breaks into a wealthy persons house

He hears a sobbing noise coming from around the corner so he goes to check what it is. He peeks around the corner to see a body guard sobbing saying "I C c can't believe boss forgot my birthday, I thought he was m my f f friend uhoo hoo" so he turns around and goes the opposite direction desperate t...

How do you end two deaf persons' arguing?

Switch off the light.

A pun joke walks in and kills 10 persons...

Pun in, ten dead.

making fun of a persons deceased mother is a low blow.

btw, the lowest blow I've ever gotten was from your mom.

What’s a Depressed persons favorite drink?

A Depresso Espresso

Jk it’s cyanide

In fact, religious persons are not much different from atheists…

There are 4,000 religions in the world.

A religious person believes that 3,999 religions are wrong.

An atheist believes that 4,000 religions are wrong.

What’s a French persons favourite gaming console?

A Nintendo Oui

What is an Asian persons drug of choice?

Mathamphetamine

Bus drivers are the rudest persons on Earth.

They never give up their seats for elderly or disabled people.

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