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What do you call a man with a knife in each leg?

You call him a fucking ambulance!!

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What do you call a man with a small penis?

Justin

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What do you call a man with a condom over his nose?

Fuck knows.

what do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

What do you call a man with a toe made of rubber?

Roberto

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

Warren

What do you call a man with a clock in his head?

I don't know, just don't ask what the time is

What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

Edward.




What do you call a man with two planks of wood on his head?






Edward Wood.





What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?







Edward Woodward
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What do you call a man with a sword and severe anxiety?

A worrier.

What do you call a man with a broken leg that just fell down the stairs?

Unlucky

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