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What do you call a sad Slav at the bottom of the ocean?

Deeprussian
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I saw a Slav who had a fitting username

I told them their username czechs out
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What do you get a slav for a birthday present?

A squat rack
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Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?

They’re always Russian or Dragging
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My Grandmaster Friend is getting married to his Slav girlfriend tomorrow

He found his Czech mate
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What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish
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Did you hear about the guy who travelled to Czechoslovakia and wasn't allowed to leave for a long long time?

Poor guy. They made a movie about him: 12 Years A Slav.
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What's a Russians favorite side dish?

Cold Slav.
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