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What do you call a sad Slav at the bottom of the ocean?

Deeprussian

I saw a Slav who had a fitting username

I told them their username czechs out

Did you hear about the guy who travelled to Czechoslovakia and wasn't allowed to leave for a long long time?

Poor guy. They made a movie about him: 12 Years A Slav.

What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

What do you get a slav for a birthday present?

A squat rack

My Grandmaster Friend is getting married to his Slav girlfriend tomorrow

He found his Czech mate

Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?

They’re always Russian or Dragging

What's a Russians favorite side dish?

Cold Slav.

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