What do you call a Slav tree?

A dimitree

Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?

They’re always Russian or Dragging

What do you get a slav for a birthday present?

A squat rack

What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

My Grandmaster Friend is getting married to his Slav girlfriend tomorrow

He found his Czech mate

What's a Russians favorite side dish?

Cold Slav.

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