Why did the recessive gene decide to enter genetic therapy?

It wanted to learn how to express itself.

They have just found the gene for shyness.

They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes

DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman

Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said “you have your fathers genes”

I said his jeans are too big for me

A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office

Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.

The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become stupid."

The doctor says in reply "How do you suppose that would happen?"

"I'm sure it had something to do with those vaccines he got last year." said the mom....

Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?

Gene Hackman

Did you know lactose intolerance is a genetic thing?

Runs in the family.

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?

The CRISPR

What happens when musician Gene Simmons opens up a jewelry shop inspired by his Israeli heritage?

Family Jew-els :)

What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

A genealogist looks up family trees.
A gynecologist looks up bushes.

The evolution of tide pods

In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool

What did Gene Wilder name his drug smuggling operation?

Charlie Up The Chocolate Factory

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your genes.

So this dude rubs a lamp and a genie pops out

The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects ...

Is being a sub a recessive gene?

Sure is hell ain't a dominant one.

Three men were stranded in a hot desert when suddenly a gene appeared!

The gene says: “I see you three have been walking in this hot desert for over a week and you’re almost out of food and water! I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only!”

The first man immediately shouts “Please teleport me home!”

And in an instant the man was teleported away...

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Just saw a documentary about Japanese men with inflatable girlfriends. Seems like they're out of the gene pool.

Even if they were in the pool, they'd be fine.

What trousers did Mendel wear?

Genes.

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What did the Nazis think made their genes superior?

Uber alleles.

What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates?

They Kiss and makeup

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

It might seem like a splendid idea, but as much pain and suffering these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar?

Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING!

Yeah I'm going to hell.

Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes?

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

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When I was a boy, Gene Wilder touched me

With his acting as Willy Wonka.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and the Titanic?

Only 425 women went down on the Titanic.

The gene pool recently got cleaner,

it was a tide add all along.

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.

When I took off my sunglasses, my roommate said, "I thought you had blue eyes."

I replied, "Must have left them in my other genes"

Gene Therapy

The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.

This is the place for wordplay, right?

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes

It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.

Lost Wallet

I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes.

A chemist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe, looking out of the window.

They all watch three people walk into a house across the road. After 20 minutes, only two people leave the same house.

The scientists are very confused about what has happened.

'The measurements varied, and therefore the measuring equipment was likely inaccurate,' declares the chemist,...

Medical joke (short)

Scientists have found the gene that makes people shy. They found it hiding behind another gene.

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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...

So I could unzip your genes

How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome?

You pull down their genes.

My family has a chronic diarrhea problem.

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

You remove them from the gene pool.

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Two men are sitting at a bar. One says to another, "what do you do for work?"

He responds
"I work in gene therapy, exciting stuff, our last patient came in saying he could not please his wife, so we treated him with our cutting edge techniques. Now, he has a 10 inch penis! What about you?"
"Only about 7 and a half but my wife seems to like it"

What are your three wishes?

Me: Make all words 4 letters long.

Gene: Wish grnt

MeMe: Make alll word star with "ye"

Yene: Yesh Yent

Yeme: yeke yell yerd year yeth "et"

Yeet: Yeet Yeet

Yeet: Yeet Yeet Yeet

Evolution has its hand in

Everyone’s genes

An Indian scientist was collaborating with an American called Robert

Both of them being genetic researchers, they had reached a breakthrough in rice where a gene introduced would help it grow in the most adverse of conditions. They called it Victory gene, or V gene for short.

But Robert decided to steal the credit for himself, so he stole the v gene, and escap...

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase...

So I can unzip those genes.

Jack and Dave

Jack: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.

Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.

A scientist and the Catholic Pope were eating lunch together while discussing the latest news in scientific discovery.

Scientist: Right now, my research team is working on trying to clone insects using gene-replicating techniques.

Pope: That is very interesting! How far have you come along with it?

Scientist: We have engineered the cloning process, now we are going to execute our next phase which is ex...

Dear anti-vaxxers

When we said remove yourselves from the gene-pool... we meant stop breeding, not make sure your kids died before they had the chance.

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What is the fastest way to determine the sex of chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

Tide announced the new motto for their pods line.

Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.

Everyone in my family has extremely skinny legs, so we all have to have our pants custom made. It's wicked expensive.

Damn skinny genes.

Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA.

He will be called “Gene Hackman”

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

When I was in my tenth grade biology honors class, we were tasting a compound known as PTC. For those of you that don't know PTC is a chemical that you can either taste, super-taste or not taste at all and it depends entirely on genetics. I couldn't taste it but my tablemate Eric (made up name for p...

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What do sex and DNA replication have in common?

You gotta unzip the genes first.

Why don’t they need dress codes in Kentucky?

They already have the same genes.

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A doctor, a lawyer, a college student, and a priest sign up for a skydiving trip...

...and find themselves in the air at 12,000 feet. Three minutes before crossing the LZ, both engines come to a complete stop.

The silence is deafening, until the pilot who is also the instructor, pops out of the cockpit with a panicked look on his face and says 'Folks, I'm sorry-we're out o...

Why are they called "smartypants"?

Because intelligence is a trait that runs in your genes!

What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea?

They both run in the genes.

I come from a long line of alcoholics.

My gene pool has a swim up bar.

Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi...

Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool

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