Gene Jokes

It wanted to learn how to express itself.

It was hiding behind two other genes.

Others say he is a Hack, man!

The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.

This is the place for wordplay, right?

The gene says: “I see you three have been walking in this hot desert for over a week and you’re almost out of food and water! I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only!”

The first man immediately shouts “Please teleport me home!”

And in an instant the man was teleported away... read more

Months later a friend flew out for a visit, “so what did you name the ranch,”he asked.

“At first we couldn’t agree on anything”said the new cowboy, “we finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch”

Wow! his friend was impressed but looking around h... read more

Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?

Charlie Up The Chocolate Factory

YOU GET NOTHING!

Yeah I'm going to hell.

Sure is hell ain't a dominant one.

The only thing Claire had hoped for was for it to snow on her big day and that she would be devastated if it didn't happen.

2 weeks later, Claire arrived back at work happy as could be; talking with her co-workers about how perfect everything turned out.

Gene overheard her conversati... read more

The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects ... read more

Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

I said his jeans are too big for me

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

My grandad played all the time and he only lost once.
I'll bet my life on it.

It might seem like a splendid idea, but as much pain and suffering these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

They KISS and makeup

The CRISPR

Runs in your genes

An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year.

One day, the chief called him into the chief's hut.

The chief sighed. "Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave." The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had ... read more

I really wanted to get into her genes

I guess it's in my genes

Do these genes make me look fat?

Bare bears bear bare bears.

It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

To improve the gene pool of both countries

I guess it runs in your genes

Genie: Hello, I am a genie. I will grant you 1 wish, what is your wish?

You: I wish I didn’t exist

Genie: Your wsh has been granted.

You: Nothng happened?

Gene: Take a moment to consder what you sad there. Wll be on my way now, bye.

You pull down their genes.

...so I could unzip your genes.

Any room for me in those genes?

They Kiss and makeup

Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.

After wiping it and cleaning it. A gene comes comes. He looks at the sky and greets the person who was cleaning the lamp.

Hello there. I may grant you one wish.
The man says, what happens to three.
The gene says, one is all you get.

The man thinks hard Says.
My family... read more

You remove them from the gene pool.

Designer Genes

Both of them being genetic researchers, they had reached a breakthrough in rice where a gene introduced would help it grow in the most adverse of conditions. They called it Victory gene, or V gene for short.

But Robert decided to steal the credit for himself, so he stole the v gene, and escap... read more

Scientists have found the gene that makes people shy. They found it hiding behind another gene.

So I can unzip those genes.

The gene pool.

You unzip the genes

I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always has, and his father had before him.

Its in my genes.

Blue genes!

All my genes are hand-me-downs

*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness

Loser genes.

I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”

Because all of his genes are dominant.

It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.

Racehorse 1: "I don't get it. We eat the best food, have the best training, the best racehorse genes, are so so fast, and yet we never win."

Racehorse 2: "It's heart-breaking, I simply don't understand."

A dog overheard them and said: "If I may interject, I have watched you two closely... read more

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

She was visiting an old school friend who was doing a research project on the genetics of rats and they were showing her their breeding pairs. “This is the Mama Rat A who has a gene sequence that makes her produce more young, and with her is the Papa Rat A who has a trait that causes him to sire un... read more

They both run in your genes.

Runs in his genes!

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

He didn't have the same genes.

When I was in my tenth grade biology honors class, we were tasting a compound known as PTC. For those of you that don't know PTC is a chemical that you can either taste, super-taste or not taste at all and it depends entirely on genetics. I couldn't taste it but my tablemate Eric (made up name for p... read more

Gene Hackman