One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How d...
I have a hemp welcome mat.
Some view it as a gateway rug.
Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman - all commandos, are parachuting into Germany in WW2.
They land in a field and are spotted by a German soldier who gives pursuit. Their only hiding spot a nearby barn.
They run into the barn looking for somewhere to hide and can only see 3 hem...
Why do stray cows return to hemp fields?
it's the pot calling the cattle back
Two friends decide to start up a business together.
The first man, Carl, had years of experience in the production of liquor, and so he wanted to start a distillery. The second man, Adam, had years of experience in marijuana cultivation but had been clean for years and would not go near recreational cannabis, and so he wanted to start up a processing...
Puns I have constructed in the past few days.
I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling!
I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die.
A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, "Torr de France"
Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General ...