Hemp Jokes

Some view it as a gateway rug.

it's the pot calling the cattle back

The steaks have never been higher.

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He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...!

*He soon found himself on an island with no flagstaff, no batmen, no ADC, no club, no canteen, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.*

After about four months,... read more

But of a buddy of mine recently had a fierce competition on injecting hemp oil into rib eyes and who could cook the better piece.

Boy I’ll tell you… the steaks were high.

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman - all commandos, are parachuting into Germany in WW2.

They land in a field and are spotted by a German soldier who gives pursuit. Their only hiding spot a nearby barn.

They run into the barn looking for somewhere to hide and can only see 3 hem... read more

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I couldn't help but notice your new welcome mat in front of the door, it's quite nice," the guy says to the bartender. "Thank you, it is made of hemp," the bartender replies. "It's a gateway rug."

I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling!

I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die.

A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, "Torr de France"

Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General ... read more