An abderite sees an eunuch alogside a woman

He asks him: "is this your wife?". The eunuch answers: "eunuchs can't have wives".

"So is it your daughter?".

I browsed through Philogelos ("Love of Laughter") which is the oldest joke collection that has survived. It is written in ancient Greek. Also, it was pretty funny when I dicov...

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Why was the Eunuch Hoarder upset?

Because they removed his junk

A lethargic eunuch checks himself into the hospital.

"Doctor, I've lost all my energy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctors run a series of tests, but they can't find anything wrong with the eunuch.

"I'm sorry, but we don't know what's causing your fatigue. We've tested for anemia, depression, sleeping disorders, and we've turned up nothin...

TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful.

It’s part of their compensation package.

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What's the similarity between becoming an eunuch and becoming a toreador?

Both cases, it takes balls to do it.

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My brother moved to Dublin to start up a gym for eunuchs...

Yeah, he called it "Cockless and Muscles".

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The thing about being a eunuch...

... is that you no longer give a fuck.

Did ya hear why they're closing down the eunuchs club?

Cause they lost all their members.

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I’m writing a masters thesis on the social hierarchies of Ancient Middle Eastern Kingdoms. It’s a pretty serious paper so I want to lend it some levity by adding a joke about eunuchs.

I’m just not sure if I’ve got the balls to do it.

What's the difference between a man with a vasectomy and a eunuch?

There's actually not a vas deferens.

I planned to go to the costume party as a eunuch...

... but I couldn't quite pull it off.

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King Arthur is preparing to leave Camelot on a lengthy quest, but news has reached his ears that his wife may have taken on a lover.

"But... *who*...?" he asks Merlin.




"Fear not, Arthur - I know how we can protect Guinevere's chastity in your absence and also discover the identity of her lover. Watch this!"




The magician snapped his fingers and, into thin air, appeared a magical, samite chast...

I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school...

But there weren't enough members.

I've always wondered how those eunuchs were able to stay out in the cold for so long ...

They must've frozen their ... oh ... wait ...

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.

But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?

Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!

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(NSFW) What do you call it when someone cuts off their penis and sticks it to their forehead?

A eunuch-horn.

For the life of me, I cannot find a trumpet for my castrated friend! I guess they really are...

Eunuch horns

What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed.

Eunuchorn

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A king goes to war

A king had to go away on the crusades, but his wife was so beautiful that he wasn't sure he could trust his eleven young male servants. So he went to a blacksmith and asked him for the strongest chastity belt in the place. The man brought out a strong belt with a hole in the center. The king was ske...

11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book

1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming

"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."

2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend

"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...

A translated Chinese Joke

*Apologies in advance, as this joke does not translate cleanly. I had to adapt part of it so it could make sense*






A eunuch (think Varys from Game of Thrones) was wandering around town.

Back in ancient China, many high ranking jobs had castration as a requireme...

Spirit animal

What's the spirit animal of the LGBTQ community?


Eunuch-orns

How does a horse breeder look after his stock of mares?

With a eunuch-orn.

Did you hear about the castrated hipster?

He had a very eunuch style.

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