A plus sign, a multiplication sign , and a minus sign walk into a bar.

The bartender serves the multiplication sign first, then he serves the plus sign, and the minus sign from left to right and a bunch of people from Facebook don't know why.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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"So you've written here that you're available 9 to 5"

"Sorry, that dash was a minus sign. I'm available 9 minus 5. I can start at 4."

"So why didn't you just put 4?"

"Couldn't spell it."

"Get the fuck out of my office."

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