What is it called when a metal worker fixes metal objects with metal tools?
Irony.
As a metal worker, I always get blamed for passing gas....
Because whoever smelt it, dealt it.
I came up with this while welding a base for a table.
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Little Johnnie Strikes Again
A new grade school teacher was trying to get acquainted with her class, by asking them what their parents did. She started with Billy, who said that his mother was a doctor.
"Very good, Billy," the teacher said. "Mary, I believe you're next."
Mary stood and said, "My daddy's a lawyer...
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