A biker stops by the local Harley-Davison shop to have his bike repaired.
They couldn’t fix it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the farm store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside t...
An anvil walks into a bar..
The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: "No thanks, I'm already hammered."
The one with a big hole and an anvil
So there were two hunters walking in the wilderness when one spots a giant hole.
"Holy guacamole, look out for that hole!" he says to the other hunter.
Noticing it, the second hunter has an idea. "I wonder how deep it is." he says, picking up a rusty anvil sitting on the ground and dro...
Two hunters are walking through the woods when they come across a large hole.
It's so deep that they can’t see the bottom. One hunter goes looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is.
He finds a rusty old anvil near by and throws it down the hole. The hole is so deep they never hear it hit the bottom.
Suddenly, they hear speeding h...
Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper?
He was sodapressed.
Two hunters were walking around in the woods around twilight
One of them grabs the other and pulls him back from a 6-foot diameter, perfectly smooth hole.
"You saved my life" says the hunter. "I wonder how far down that hole goes..."
So they find an old anvil and throw it in the hole. As they're listening for the anvil to hit, a goat comes runni...
Two hunters were walking in the woods...
One of them stops and says, "Whoa, whoa! Watch out for that hole!".
They both stop and look down what appears to be the deepest hole they'd ever seen, right in the ground in front of them.
"How deep is that?", one of them asks the other.
"I dunno, let's throw something down an...
Two men are walking through the forest when they stumble upon a large sinkhole.
Guy says, "Woah! This thing looks deep; how deep down do you think it goes?" The two men search around for a long stick or branch to assess the depth, but find nothing of use. They continue their search and they stumble across an old, rusty anvil; and naturally, they haul the anvil over and toss it ...
Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?
Because it was irony.
Two hunters are tracking a deer when they stumble upon a deep hole...
They can’t see the bottom of this hole and were wanting to see how deep it went. One of the hunters found an anvil next to the hole and threw it down. They were waiting to hear the thud of the anvil hitting the ground but they didn’t hear anything. Suddenly, the hunters heard a charging sound. The h...
If you lock a US Marine in a room with an anvil ....
... He will either break it, lose it, or get it pregnant.
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours.
The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”
The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.
The problem with the goose
A peasant goes to a country fair and buys two chickens, a bucket, an anvil, and a goose. Walking back to his village he meets a woman who asks him for directions to the village. - Come with me, but let’s take a shortcut through the woods, much faster. - No way! I know you men, once we’re in t...
A very deep well..
Two dudes are walking in the woods when they stumble across a well, it's so deep that they can't even see the bottom
One of them says : "Hey, let's find a big rock and throw it in the well so we know how deep it really is !"
So they look around until they see an anvil : "Perfect,...
The 3 step Chinese torture
A guy comes to a Chinese house in the middle of nowhere. Being late he ask to sleep in their house. The dad accepts but says: "If you sleep with my daughter I will use the 3 step Chinese torture on you!"
The guy accepts and enters the house. The daughter is stunning beautiful. Also she flirts...
The Irish Stevedore
A diminutive native of Ireland applied at the wharf for work as a stevedore. He was only about five feet in height, and the foreman was dubious.
“We’re loading 300-pound anvils onto that boat, and a little chap like you couldn’t handle them,” he said. “Try me, “ answered Pat. So the fore...
Two men are walking through the forest
And they stumble across a deep hole in the ground. They think wow that's a really deep hole. One of them says "I wonder how deep that hole is" . The other guy says "I took AP physics in high school I know what we can do. Let's find something heavy and drop it into the hole. Then, we listen to see ho...
Another one translated to English, this time from Czech :)
A farmer went to the mall to do some shopping. He bought an anvil and a bucket in the hardware store. In the animal store he bought a pair of chickens and a goose. But how to carry it all now? The shopkeeper advised him: "Put the anvil in the bucket and carry that in one hand, put the goos...
Two guys are hunting in the woods...
One of them spots a hole in the ground that looks unusually deep. He picks up a rock and throws it in the hole, and never hears it hit the bottom. "Try something heavier?", the other man suggests. They find a rusty old anvil nearby, pick it up and throw it down the hole. Five seconds later a goat co...
Two men are walking through the woods together and they come across an insanely huge hole in the ground.
The first man picks up a rock and tosses it into the hole. The rock vanishes from sight, and neither guy could hear the rock hit the bottom.
The second man decides to throw a huge log into the hole. After a few seconds pass, again there was no sound.
Both men, wanting to know how dee...
I once told the family I like heavy metal
I got an iron anvil. Best gift ever.
Two men are walking down the street when they notice an enormous hole
The hole appears bottomless and the men, being men, want to see how deep it is. They find an anvil near by, grab a side each, shuffle over to the hole and chuck it in. The anvil drops like a stone but makes absolutely no noise. The men look at each other with a puzzled expression. Suddenly they hear...
Two hunters are walking through the forest
They come across a hole in the ground, about 6 feet across. They look down the hole and realize they can't see the bottom. The one hunter asks the other, "how deep could this hole be?" The other finds an anvil nearby and throws it down the hole. They hear it fall, and fall, and fall, but no t...
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Once upon a time, there was a computer
Once upon a time, there was a village idiot. He excelled at doing precisely what he was told to do. However, being an idiot, he never questioned his orders.
His parents convinced the village blacksmith to apprentice the idiot.
The blacksmith explains to the idiot, "Grab a rod with th...
Two hunters are walking through the woods when they stumble upon a large hole in the ground.
The first hunter says to the other, "That looks really deep. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how far it goes."
To find out how deep it really is, the hunters toss some nearby pebbles into the hole and try to listen for when the pebbles hit the bottom. None of the pebbles make a sou...
Two hunters were walking through the woods
Two hunters were walking through the woods trying to find a spot to set up their deer stand. During their search they found a large hole in the middle of the woods. They looked down into the hole and were unable to see the bottom, so they started trying to find things they could throw to see how dee...
Two hunters were walking through the woods...
Two hunters were walking through the woods, and they stumble upon a giant, seemingly bottomless hole.
Wanting to find out how deep it it, the hunters begin throwing rocks down it and listen for them to hit the ground. After a few attempts, with no sound ever coming from the hole, the hunters ...
What's the hardest part about blacksmithing?
The anvil.
A farmer returning home
Through town, laden down with several purchases -- a duck, an anvil, a bucket, and two chickens -- encountered an old widow lady who asked him, "Sir, do you know how to get to 43 Cherry Tree Road?"
"I'm on my way to 42 Cherry Tree Road, so I'll show you the way, ma'am."
They continued ...
A farmer is walking across a field and sees a well...
so he picks up a rock and throws it inside to see how deep it is.
He doesn't hear a splash, so he picks up a piece of wood and throws it into the well, but alas, still no splash.
He starts to get very angry from thirst and looks around desperately. He sees an anvil and heaves it into t...
Three friends decided to visit the African Savanna and make a little tour all by themselves.
Let's call them Jack, Mark and Clark.
And to make it more thrilling and exciting, they decided to make it a tour by foot. So they chose the route and dates and they met at the airport when the day had come.
As they arrived at the place where they would be spending the first nig...
The hot horseshoe
A blacksmith is in his shop, hammering a hot horseshoe. After the cherry glow fades from the horseshoe, he sets it on the anvil to cool. Just then, a customer walls in, and, while waiting for the blacksmith to greet him, he picks up the freshly worked horseshoe. The customer immediately throws the...
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