This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

When I supported strip mining

I thought it was going to be a lot more sexy

Barry worked in a gold mine

He was ready to leave his gold mining days behind, as his retirement was coming up in a couple of months.

One day, he was leaving work, pushing a wheelbarrow that had a box in it.

The guard noticed the box, and suspiciously asked, "Hey, Barry. What's in the box?"

"Nothing", murm...

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

I went to the mining museum last Saturday

I was in ore.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Did yโ€™all hear about the hoarder who harrased the workers mining coal?

He was arrested for sending pictures of his junk to miners.

Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget

So I dug through my feces to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.

A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business

Edit: thanks for the gold stranger

I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine'

They want to call it an ore well.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Chief SS Officer: "Sir, it seems we are mining too many minerals."

Hitler: "Then mine less minerals."

Grammar Nazi: "Mine **fewer**!"

Hitler: "Yes?"

The Oblivious Miner

A miner moves out to Colorado. Having spent a few years in California, he has a pretty good idea of the sort of lifestyle miner's live; up from dusk 'til dawn in the mines, and then from dawn 'til dusk drinking, playing card games and occasionally have some great night with them lady(or ladies).
...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.