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iPhone users, don’t bother sending the “Meteor” emoji to your Android friends...

...It won’t have the same impact.

How is a meatball different than a meteor?

It’s meatier.

Why are meteors the best lovers?

Because they're all really hot, super down to earth and are guaranteed to rock your world.

Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

What did the dinosaur say when it saw the meteor?

"Well, oil be!"

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor

What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?

Pay the parking meteor.

Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?

Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.

Why does a space rock make the best rock soup?

# Because its a little meteor.

What do meteors like about r/jokes?

The real joke is always in the comets.

a meteor strikes the earth killing everything and the only surviving life form is a hungry alpaca.


Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?

He wanted something *meteor*.

Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it.

They were crushed.

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Last time i had sex was just like the time a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs...

it happened so long ago ive forgotten the details.

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If I watch a meteor shower

Does it feel violated?

(x-post shittyaskscience)

If a meteor goes to a restaurant,

Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?

Why was the vegan comet upset?

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

What did the meteor say to the planet?

Lemme smash

My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers

(I have kidney stones)

A team of astronomers have been preparing for a meteor shower for weeks.

When the day of the spectacle came, onlookers looked up to the sky, but saw nothing different. When reporters confronted the head astronomer about this blunder, embarrassed, he responded "No comet."

Would you like to go see a meteor shower?

What are you some kind of pervert?!?

A meteor shower destroyed the Red Cross headquarters.

All Perseids went to charity.

I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016

Guess I'll just hope for another.

What are people who study meteors called?


What's the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth's atmosphere from space?

One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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I participated in a joke writing competition on this sub three years ago.

The mods laid out 4 simple rules quite clearly:

1. For the following two days, all posts on this sub would be considered as entries for the competition.

2. The post with the most upvotes would be declared as the winner, i.e., the best joke. The number of upvotes until the end o...

New Pope

There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in High School.

Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean

is during a meteor shower

Would you rather eat a chicken leg or a shooting star?

You'd probably say the chicken, but I'd pick the star... it's a little meteor.

What did the black hole say after it swallowed an asteroid?

"It was good, but I wish it been a little meteor."

Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?

Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.

(Made up for my kids today)
#dadjoke #sorry

What's the point of the quarantine?

We are all going to die from a meteor in April anyway.

Many dinosaurs were very religious

In fact, prior to the meteor strike that killed them off, the most devout dinos were taken to Heaven. It was The Velocirapture.

I thought I saw a shooting star but turns out it was dust on the telescope...

Turns out it was a meteor-wrong!

Why do vegans hate astronomy?

Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes

Why are asteroids vegetarians?

Because they aren't meteors.

Why did the dinosaur newspaper shut down?

It's ratings were killed off by social meteor!

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How would the Nazis have killed the dinosaurs?

With meteor showers.

A meteorite fell in my backyard this morning.

It just... came out of the blue!

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

One space rock, said to the other space rock, “got any more gossip on the affair?” The other space rock replied, “yeah, turns out Carl’s mistress... is a man!”

Space rocks always love when the story gets meteor.

In the year 2030,

In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d...

Hey,​ doc. I think I have a space illness.

D: Like a space adaptation syndrome?

M: No, doc, more like meteorism.

Two friends were playing a game

The game was where one person would hide a bunch of fake frogs alongside one real one. If the person were to hear a croak, they’d have to determine if it were real or fake. If they thought a fake frog croak was real, they lost. If they found the real frog croak, they won.

Billy was playing wi...

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths

But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.

[Joke]It's the end of the world!

It's the end of the world, as a meteor will hit the Earth in one hour, and everyone is scrambling to shelters worldwide. However, to enter, the United States, broke even now, requires 25 cents to enter, only quarters.

Billy and his granddad are hurrying to the shelter, however, when they get ...

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End of the world

Two men are at the bar drinking, when all of a sudden a breaking news report comes on. "Breaking news, the world will end in one week! According to top scientist a meteor will hit the Earth in 7 days!" The first man looks at his friend and say, "so what are you going to in your last days?" To this h...

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