Meteor Jokes

It’s meatier.

They were crushed.

I guess you could say it killed lots of birds with one stone.

Live-osaurs

Probably pterofied.

...It won’t have the same impact.

The real joke is always in the comets.

Did I hit or didymos.

Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.

Pay the parking meteor.

It's a little meteor.

All Perseids went to charity.

Com-et me bro

ALPACALIPS

He wanted something *meteor*.

It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.

Because they appear out of thin air.

Lemme smash

Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.

Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?

What are you some kind of pervert?!?

Guess I'll just hope for another.

One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor

# Because its a little meteor.

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system."Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when ... read more

is during a meteor shower

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

"It was good, but I wish it been a little meteor."

(I have kidney stones)

When the day of the spectacle came, onlookers looked up to the sky, but saw nothing different. When reporters confronted the head astronomer about this blunder, embarrassed, he responded "No comet."

What is the difference between a hamburger and a shooting star?

While one is meaty...the other...is a little meteor.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a heavy aquatic mammal...the other is a little lighter.

One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

In fact, prior to the meteor strike that killed them off, the most devout dinos were taken to Heaven. It was The Velocirapture.

It's ratings were killed off by social meteor!

Because they aren't meteors.

You'd probably say the chicken, but I'd pick the star... it's a little meteor.

Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes

Turns out it was a meteor-wrong!

At parking meteors.

Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.

(Made up for my kids today)
#dadjoke #sorry

D: Like a space adaptation syndrome?

M: No, doc, more like meteorism.

We are all going to die from a meteor in April anyway.

Because they're meteor

Space rocks always love when the story gets meteor.

But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.

There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in High School.
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It's the end of the world, as a meteor will hit the Earth in one hour, and everyone is scrambling to shelters worldwide. However, to enter, the United States, broke even now, requires 25 cents to enter, only quarters.

Billy and his granddad are hurrying to the shelter, however, when they get ... read more

In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d... read more