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Pendant Jokes

My mother gave me a pendant for my birthday

It was a special gift with a picture of my late grandmother inside.

I thanked her profusely, but I had to ask, “this is such a unique gift. What made you decide on this specific piece of jewelry?”

She responded “well, your grandmother has always been a strong, in-da-pendant type of wo...

If you put a photo of yourself in a pendant what does that make you?

Independent

What's the difference between a pedant and a pendant?

One is generally hung from the ceiling and the other is a lighting fixture.

A jewel

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.

But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.

True enough, said Mrs. Whembleton. If I should predecease...

What do you call a five-legged ant?

A pendant....

Never purchase jewelry based off of a photograph

It makes you look 2D pendant

My wife has a picture of me in her necklace.

I always wanted to be more in da pendant.

I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace

Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman

Une blague en Français - For french people only

Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.

Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.

Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (l...

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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An Irishman walked down an alley in Belfast...

A thug jumped from the shadows and pointed a gun at him.

"Millie up, ya Croppy shite!" Said the thug. "I'll blast yer papist skull!"

"Bite the back o' me bullocks with that Blarney." Replied the Irishman. "I'm no Catholic, ya fookin eejit."

"Ha!" Said the thug. "Good craic! I tr...

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