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Independence Day

I gave my girlfriend a locket with a tiny American flag inside to help commemorate the 4th.

She graciously accepted and said, “Thank you, but I’m independent and don’t need gifts.”

In return, she offered a blowjob. I graciously accepted and came on her neck.

She asked, “Why d...

If you put a photo of yourself in a pendant what does that make you?

Independent

What's the difference between a pedant and a pendant?

One is generally hung from the ceiling and the other is a lighting fixture.

What do you call a five-legged ant?

A pendant....

Never purchase jewelry based off of a photograph

It makes you look 2D pendant

My wife has a picture of me in her necklace.

I always wanted to be more in da pendant.

I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace

Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman

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Stuart’s Legacy

There once was a boy named Stuart. Stuart was born to a single mother named August. August loved Stuart more than words could express. She took Stuart with her everywhere she went and they were very happy and inseparable. Unfortunately, one dreary day, August and Stuart were driving to town for groc...

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

Une blague en Français - For french people only

Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.

Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.

Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (l...

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