If you put a photo of yourself in a pendant what does that make you?
What's the difference between a pedant and a pendant?
One is generally hung from the ceiling and the other is a lighting fixture.
What do you call a five-legged ant?
Never purchase jewelry based off of a photograph
It makes you look 2D pendant
My wife has a picture of me in her necklace.
I always wanted to be more in da pendant.
I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace
Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman
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Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?
Une blague en Français - For french people only
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Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.
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