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I once had a job drilling holes for water.

It was well boring.

A drill sergeant was drilling the recruit squad in the use of the rifle

Everything went smoothly until blank cartridges were distributed.

The recruits were instructed to load their pieces and stand at the ready, and then the sergeant gave the command:

"Fire at will!"

Private Lunn was puzzled. He lowered his gun.

"Which one is Wil...

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The coast guard fined my girlfriend and I for having sex in the ocean.

Apparently off-shore drilling is prohibited.

Gotta go to a lecture on drilling techniques.

Talk about boring.

A blonde is drilling in the ice to fish when he hears a voice call out from above...

**There are no fish under the ice**

The guy looks up but doesn't see anyone. He asks - can I at least drill and see for myself?

The answers in a louder tone.

**There are no fish under the ice**

The poor guy looks up and still can't see anyone. He thinks to himself - ...

A Ukrainian sailor was drilling holes in a Russian oligarch's yacht...

A police officer approaches the sailor and asks him what he is doing.

The sailor puts down the drill and says, "Oh, me? Uhhhm... as a matter of fact, I am here to bless the ship."

The police officer looks skeptical, "You're here to bless the ship?"

"Yes, that's right! I ...

What did the oil refinery plant say to the offshore drilling platform?

Send crudes.

I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...

...it was just plane boring.

I just got off my shift working on a drilling rig

that is taking core samples looking for gold. My family is out of town right now, so I came home, showered and decided that I would, all by my lonesome, go trick-or-treating.

I'll be dressed up as an unaccompanied miner.

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Mick buys himself a Harley Davidsonā€¦

Before he rides off on it, the dealer tells him that if it rains he should put vaseline on all of the chrome parts to preserve the look.

Mick takes his girlfriend to her parentsā€™ house for dinner on the Harley. When they arrive, his girlfriend says that they do not speak at the dinner table d...

I went to a drilling seminar today.

BORING!

The truth about oil drilling

The system is rigged

I don't think I could ever get into the hole drilling business

It would just be way too boring

Wanna hear a joke about drilling a beautiful hole to the center of the Earth?

Me neither. It's probably a pretty boring pun.

The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.

Now we just see it as groundbreaking.

I just finished my carpentry exam. I got 80% for drilling, 90% for planing, but 100% for hammering!

Nailed it!

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

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[OC] I really wish my friend would quit his job.

Every time I ask him about work, he gets annoyed and tells me itā€™s boring. Literally every time. Heā€™s been fine except when I ask him about work. I wish heā€™d just quit, because he used to be so much fun before he started his new job a few months ago. We havenā€™t spoken in a week because he flew off t...

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So this guy dies and goes to heaven

So, this guy dies and goes to heaven.

He meets Saint Peter at the gates, he says, 'Yeah, we've been expecting you, sit in the waiting area."

The guy sits down, there's a waiting room with a closed door. He sits down next to someone, when he hears a drill behind the door. The guy asks t...

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