In 1944, Germany was losing WWII and was desperate for money. Nazi party officials secretely visited Switzerland bankers and offered to trade an entire division of Panzers in exchange for precious metals.
Tanks for the gold!
Why dont peple fish for non metals?
Because it is very boron
I just found an enormous ravine so full of precious metals, I immediately came in my pants.
It was a *huge* ore chasm.
I was arrested for my plot to steal all the precious metals from the Olympics.
I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those medalling kids.