What’s the similarity between a man with an upset stomach and a list of ancient Egyptian pharaohs?

>!They both have a toot in common!<

I fart just like the ancient pharaohs did…

I guess you could say we have a Tutankhamun.

What is the deal with Egyptian pharaohs and people that eat beans?

I hear they have a Tutankhamon

What operating system did the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs use?

Ubuntutankhamun

Why did the pharaohs marriage fall apart?

Pyramid Scheme

What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

When people around me complain about my flatulence I explain to them that it puts me on the same level as the great Pharaohs of old....

Because we have a Tutanhkhamun.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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The American and the Camel

An American tech guru made a bunch of money from selling his Bitcoins and decided that now was the time to visit Egypt to see the various ancient tombs of the pharaohs.

He went to Jamal's Used Camel lot to purchase a camel to ride across the desert, as he had seen in many video games.

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Who are the greatest financiers in the bible?

Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet.

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