They fired that butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder.
They said he was getting a little behind in his work.
What do you get when you throw ungrateful kids in to a meat grinder?
Bratwurst
Did anyone catch the full story on that woman who got murdered in a meat grinder?
I only heard bits and pieces.
The butcher
Once there was a man in a small town who decided that he wanted to be a butcher, so he bought a small store and started his own butcher shop. It was a very modest store, consisting of only a couple display cabinets, a meat grinder, and a few shelves in the refrigerator. This man quickly became known...
A woman walks into a butcher shop...
"Excuse me," she says. "But I bought these sausages here yesterday and, well, the middle is fine, but both ends are made of sawdust."
The butcher shrugs. "Sometimes it's hard to make ends meat."
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The very next day, the butcher is feeling overwhelmed. He a...
What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow?
Get to the back of the meat grinder!
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