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Meat Grinder Jokes

They fired that butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder.

They said he was getting a little behind in his work.

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NSFW: On a dare, I stuck my dick in the meat grinder at work and and then I got fired...

...And she got fired too

What do you get when you throw ungrateful kids in to a meat grinder?

Bratwurst

Did anyone catch the full story on that woman who got murdered in a meat grinder?

I only heard bits and pieces.

The butcher

Once there was a man in a small town who decided that he wanted to be a butcher, so he bought a small store and started his own butcher shop. It was a very modest store, consisting of only a couple display cabinets, a meat grinder, and a few shelves in the refrigerator. This man quickly became known...

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A man was released from prison after a 40-year sentence.

After he checked into his economy hotel, he called an escort service and told them he wanted 2 of their best girls. He immediately went down to the pharmacy and asked for a bottle of Viagra and the pharmacist told him to only take one pill. To the pharmacist's dismay, he immediately opened the bottl...

A woman walks into a butcher shop...

"Excuse me," she says. "But I bought these sausages here yesterday and, well, the middle is fine, but both ends are made of sawdust."

The butcher shrugs. "Sometimes it's hard to make ends meat."

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The very next day, the butcher is feeling overwhelmed. He a...

What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow?

Get to the back of the meat grinder!

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