How many a.d.d kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
Not NSFW: How many Apple engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.
how many alziemers patients does it take to change a light bulb?
to get to the other side
How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're happy living in the dark
How many antivaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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It's not my job to give you the answer. Do your own research.
How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.
One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open do...
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to sal...
how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
I asked my father how many a couple is. He said, “Two or three.”
Which might explain why his marriage failed.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
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