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I majored in Exercise Science in college..

In one of my earliest classes, my professor explained the principal of "use it or lose it". Basically, if you don't work out and stress your muscles and nervous system on a relatively frequent basis, as you get older your muscles, reflexes, and overall abilities will diminish over time. She tells th...

[Interview] Boss: I see you majored in communication.

Man: No. Miscommunication.

Boss: But your CV clearly says ‘Communication’.

Man: See?

I can’t remember what I majored in at college.

I skipped classes to some degree.

A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy.

"Either way you're getting your dog back" He says

My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing

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I double majored in asian wrestling and sex therapy

I graduated sumo cum laude

New girl at work tonight said she'd majored in Uralic languages, so I had to ask...

"Did you Finnish?"

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

A Married Couple were at a party chatting with some friends when the Subject of Marriage Counselling came up

"Oh, we'll never need that. We have a great relationship." The Husband explained

"She was a Communications Major in college and I majored in Theatre Arts."

He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening"

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