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My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing

Welcome to Starbucks!
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A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy.

"Either way you're getting your dog back" He says
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I majored in Exercise Science in college..

In one of my earliest classes, my professor explained the principal of "use it or lose it". Basically, if you don't work out and stress your muscles and nervous system on a relatively frequent basis, as you get older your muscles, reflexes, and overall abilities will diminish over time. She tells th...

[Interview] Boss: I see you majored in communication.

Man: No. Miscommunication.

Boss: But your CV clearly says ‘Communication’.

Man: See?
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I can’t remember what I majored in at college.

I skipped classes to some degree.
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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
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Which actor could have majored as an English professor?

Kelsey Grammer
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New girl at work tonight said she'd majored in Uralic languages, so I had to ask...

"Did you Finnish?"
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