Why did Quinn Mallory cross the road?

To get to another slide.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

When I was a young child I was blessed with an 8 inch penis.

Unfortunately it belonged to Father O'Mallory.

Loose Church Women

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.”

The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”

“Yes, Father, ’tis I.”

“And who might be the woman you were with?”

“I shan’t be t...

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