A majority of English Speakers do not know the opposite of these words...
Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
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The majority of elderly Bulgarians keep their savings in Euro
Some of them - in two Euros
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Netflix’s new live-action anime adaption “One Piece” bombs despite majority positive reviews from critics and audiences
The studio blames their poor numbers off the series glorifying piracy.
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Did you know that the vast majority of convicted criminals are married men?
It's the only way they get to finish a sentence.
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Why are the majority of toilets white?
Because it’s the American Standard.
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Did you hear that somebody killed a majority of the birds?
It’s a murder of most fowl
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What does this sub have in common with the majority of men?
Neither seem to understand the definition of Long
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Where dose the majority of the mafia operate
In the spaghetto
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TIL that the majority of car companies make cell phones,
Except for Dodge, they just make Chargers.
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A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends
Apparently they're all loaners
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I Think the Majority of Us Can Agree
That Orion's Belt is a big waste of stars.
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Putin recently won the Russian election with a 76.6% majority...
Oddly enough 23.4% of Russian citizens were found poisoned a few days afterwards
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I've been spending the vast majority of my time completely alone over the last 4 months...
I don't think I'm going crazy, but my imaginary friend tells me I may have a drinking problem.
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According to Sigmund Freud, sexual imagery pops up in the vast majority of art,
But this theory has been proven to be a phallusy.
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The majority of German people wants to rebuild the Berlin Wall.
A recent survey with unemployed brick layers figured that out.
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New poll shows that the majority Bernie Sander's supporters like whole milk
But they hate 1%
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A recent survey of women on Tinder revealed that a majority of women would rather hook up with an amateur pilot than an experienced military jet pilot.
"DAMNIT!" a young airman yells as he slams his phone onto the bar.
"Tom, calm down! What's got you so riled up?" his buddy says to him.
"I just read an article that says women wanna hook up with amateur pilots over good looking pilots like us that keep the skies safe" Tom says.
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You know the majority of folks down south hate left leaning politicians and it finally hit me as to why.....
They watch nascar drivers lean left 500 times every Sunday and just cant take anymore left in their life.
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A new study found that an overwhelming majority of architects are seeing psychiatrists
Most being diagnosed with an edifice complex.
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Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from?
The tooth fairy
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