A guy asks another guy about military ranks

Guy 1: So remind me, what is the lowest rank in the army again?

Guy 2: It’s private

Guy: Ok never mind

My friend asked why I wouldn’t tell him my military rank.

I told him it’s Private.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank.

Colonel sounds right to me.

Military ranks

GENERAL:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, gives policy to God.

COLONEL:
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a spe...

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