|Term|Definition| |:-|:-| |Log On:|Makin' da vood stove hotter!!| |Log Off:|Don't add no more vood!!| |Monitor:|Keepin' an eye on da vood!!| |Download:|Gettin' da vood off da truck!!| |Mega Hertz:|Ven yer not careful gettin' da firevood!!| |Floppy Disc:|Vat yew get from ...
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Two kids were walking in the woods...
They came across a massive hole in the ground only a meter across but they couldn't see the bottom through the blackness. One of them picked up a rock and tossed it in, they leaned in close to listen for it to hit the bottom, to their astonishment they never heard the rock hit anything. So the other...
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