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What do you call the authentication information used to enter the Danger Zone?

Kenny Log-ins

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I am over 18

[NSFW]TIL the new iPhone ditches the finger print scanner to minimize bezels, instead using facial recognition for authentication.

I can't think of anyone willing to let me jack off on their face every time I need to open my phone.

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If beating your meat can help you get Post-nut Clarity, maybe it is better do it twice for really important decisions to have

Two-Fapper Authentication

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I get so lonely on the weekends....

that I log into all my online accounts so my phone text tone goes off with authentication codes that I can pretend are my friends texting me.

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A one-legged man walks into a tech-support store...

...and tells the man "I can't get past this 2-step authentication!"

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