Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order
Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*
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Babies shouldn't be delivered.
Livers are important.
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Someone asked me to help deliver a baby, but...
Don't babies need their livers?
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So many people are out on the street protesting Covid restrictions are calling themselves survivors of totalitarianism, but no one is talking about the real survivor of the pandemic:
Our livers!
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These days, people are always having their food delivered.
Why don't they just order it without the livers?
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How does a mailman kill his enemies?
He de-livers them.
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I created my own delivery company!
But now I'm not sure what to do with all the disembodied livers
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