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Livers Jokes

Nurse: Doctor, I have organized the list of donor's hearts, livers, kidneys in alphabetical order

Doctor: Wow, its very *organ-ized*

Babies shouldn't be delivered.

Livers are important.

Someone asked me to help deliver a baby, but...

Don't babies need their livers?

So many people are out on the street protesting Covid restrictions are calling themselves survivors of totalitarianism, but no one is talking about the real survivor of the pandemic:

Our livers!

These days, people are always having their food delivered.

Why don't they just order it without the livers?

How does a mailman kill his enemies?

He de-livers them.

I created my own delivery company!

But now I'm not sure what to do with all the disembodied livers

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