What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?

Diableatus.

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I'm so patriotic, I piss red white and blue.

My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer.


I told him to shut his commie mouth.

Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him

I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain.

But only in flash.

What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States?

Pancreatic cancer.

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

A man goes to the doctor

A man goes to the doctor and practically yells "Doctor! you have to help me! I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!"

The doctor says "Sir, we've been over this a thousand times.
You have stage 3 pancreatic cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says...

"Why the long face?"

The horse says, "My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

The bartender says, "Holy shit! A talking horse!"

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