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Cirrhosis Jokes

Who was the drunkest Knight of The Round Table?

Cirrhosis.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Toughest time of my Life

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic ci...

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