Thyroid Jokes - 2 Hilarious Thyroid Jokes

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Why did the thyroid pay the prostitute?

He wanted to make a hormone

I've spent all dying trying to come up with a lead up to the punchline and this is the best I've got. Do me one better in the comments? I tried

I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.

I said 'Thyroid problem?'

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