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Apparently the horniest women lack the most red blood cells. Damn..

Anaemia chick like that.

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TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O".

I guess you can call it a typo.

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Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!'

Because you never take the lord's name in vain

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Two red blood cells fell in love

Alas it was in vein

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Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

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Why was the red blood cell banned from church today?

Because he said God's name in vein.

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If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

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What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates?

Hemogoblins.

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