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I always carry this insulin injection with me.

My dear friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed to be very important to him that I had it.
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Do you know why insulin has gotten so expensive?

Well, itโ€™s not called Liveabetes, now is it?
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Kevin went to Canada for cheaper insulin.

Kevin got arrested for smuggling drugs.
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What should you do if it gets too cold inside your pancreas?

Install some insulination.
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Want to hear a joke about insulin? You might not think itโ€™s funny.

You need to go to Canada to get it.
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I'm working on a rap song about Drugs and Money

It's called "I can't afford that insulin"
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Laughter is the best medicine.

Unless you're diabetic, then insulin is pretty high on the list.
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I've just killed my best friend

I didn't mean to.

All I did was give him a spoonful of sugar after his insulin.

That Mary Poppins is full of fucking shit.

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