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I always carry this insulin injection with me.

My dear friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed to be very important to him that I had it.

Do you know why insulin has gotten so expensive?

Well, it’s not called Liveabetes, now is it?

Kevin went to Canada for cheaper insulin.

Kevin got arrested for smuggling drugs.

Want to hear a joke about insulin? You might not think it’s funny.

You need to go to Canada to get it.

What should you do if it gets too cold inside your pancreas?

Install some insulination.

I'm working on a rap song about Drugs and Money

It's called "I can't afford that insulin"

Laughter is the best medicine.

Unless you're diabetic, then insulin is pretty high on the list.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I've just killed my best friend

I didn't mean to.

All I did was give him a spoonful of sugar after his insulin.

That Mary Poppins is full of fucking shit.

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