I always carry this insulin injection with me.

My dear friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed to be very important to him that I had it.

Want to hear a joke about insulin? You might not think it’s funny.

You need to go to Canada to get it.

Do you know why insulin has gotten so expensive?

Well, it’s not called Liveabetes, now is it?

OC- A man goes to the psychiatrist.

A man goes to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, my job is so stressful, I can't sleep, I think I'm depressed!"


The psychiatrist listens and says, "Ah, yes, I have a prescription for that," and sends the man on his way.


A month later the man comes back and the doctor asks how ...

I'm working on a rap song about Drugs and Money

It's called "I can't afford that insulin"

What should you do if it gets too cold inside your pancreas?

Install some insulination.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I've just killed my best friend

I didn't mean to.

All I did was give him a spoonful of sugar after his insulin.

That Mary Poppins is full of fucking shit.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Unless you're diabetic, then insulin is pretty high on the list.

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