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I did pretty well on my hepatitis test

I got an A, a B, and a C!

What do you call a bee that is not welcome in the hive?

Hepatitis B

I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

A man wakes up and finds himself alone in a hospital room.

He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering his situation, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.

A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got...

Doctor: I have some bad and good news. First the negative—You have syphillis, chlamydia, and Hepatitis.

But on the positive side, HIV.

I love taking a Hepatitis test

I always get an A

The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis.

It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's.

I had my hepatitis test today....

I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C!

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect...

....That Hepatitis Bee

What did the Fonz catch from sleeping with too many loose women?

Hepatitis Ayyyy!

What disease is rampaging Canada?

Hepatitis Eh

What do you call it when a yellow jacket has inflammation of the liver?

Hepatitis Bee

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My boyfriend and I had sex in a paleolithic museum

Unfortunately, we're both positive for hepatitis BC, now.

What killed all the 1920's gangsters?

hepatitis see

Mom, I got an A!

"Oh great honey, in what?"

Hepatitis

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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A New Yorker went for a checkup..

Doctor: We're sorry, you have Hepatitis B.

New Yorker: Damn B, what kind of hepatitis?

I got an STD from a Canadian woman

Hepatitis eh.

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The Hepatitis Bee.

(My brother: "Please tell me that joke!"

Me: "no, it's a grown-up joke."

Brother: "Please? I know I'll get it!")

Where is the most dangerous place to swim?

Hepatitis C.

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