I had to take a hepatitis test today

I studied real hard and still got a "C"

I did pretty well on my hepatitis test

I got an A, a B, and a C!

Doctor: I have some bad and good news. First the negative—You have syphillis, chlamydia, and Hepatitis.

But on the positive side, HIV.

I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

I love taking a Hepatitis test

I always get an A

Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides.

I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.

The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis.

It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's.

I had my hepatitis test today....

I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C!

What do you call it when a yellow jacket has inflammation of the liver?

Hepatitis Bee

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie - I've rewritten the military coding for letters. I would appreciate anybody suggestions or improvements here...

Anchovies
Beetlejuice
Cannibal
Deadpool
Echidna
Fallopian
Gallifrey
Hepatitis
Imp
Jabberwocky
Kippersnacks
Lynch (all CIA guys' name)
Megamind
Nala
Octuplets
Paper
Quirky
Rock
Scissors
Tarantula
Umbilical
Vaccine
Wombat
Xystarch (l...

What disease is rampaging Canada?

Hepatitis Eh

What did the Fonz catch from sleeping with too many loose women?

Hepatitis Ayyyy!

What killed all the 1920's gangsters?

hepatitis see

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My boyfriend and I had sex in a paleolithic museum

Unfortunately, we're both positive for hepatitis BC, now.

What's the world's deadliest insect?

The hepatitis bee.

Mom, I got an A!

"Oh great honey, in what?"

Hepatitis

Where is the most dangerous place to swim?

Hepatitis C.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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I got an STD from a Canadian woman

Hepatitis eh.

Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.

Russia says it will begin patrolling with nuclear submarines again for the first time in 20 years. Nuclear subs that are 20 years old? I didn’t know Russia had Subway.

In Texas, a husband and wife are blaming one another for sending ricin-laced letters to public officials. As the saying goes,...

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The Hepatitis Bee.

(My brother: "Please tell me that joke!"

Me: "no, it's a grown-up joke."

Brother: "Please? I know I'll get it!")

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