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Hepatitis Jokes

I had to take a hepatitis test today

I studied real hard and still got a "C"

I love taking a Hepatitis test

I always get an A

I did pretty well on my hepatitis test

I got an A, a B, and a C!

I had my hepatitis test today....

I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C!

I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B.

"Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"

What do you call a bee that is not welcome in the hive?

Hepatitis B

The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis.

It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's.

Doctor: I have some bad and good news. First the negative—You have syphillis, chlamydia, and Hepatitis.

But on the positive side, HIV.

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the paper bag. (old but pretty funny!).

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill.
 
The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results.
 
The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by his doctor that he has Hepatitis B....

A New Yorker went for a checkup..

Doctor: We're sorry, you have Hepatitis B.

New Yorker: Damn B, what kind of hepatitis?

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect...

....That Hepatitis Bee

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My boyfriend and I had sex in a paleolithic museum

Unfortunately, we're both positive for hepatitis BC, now.

What disease is rampaging Canada?

Hepatitis Eh

What killed all the 1920's gangsters?

hepatitis see

A man wakes up and finds himself alone in a hospital room.

He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering his situation, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it.

A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: "I have really bad news. You're very sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several tests, and got...

Mom, I got an A!

"Oh great honey, in what?"

Hepatitis

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

I got an STD from a Canadian woman

Hepatitis eh.

I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today.

Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of.

The joke my 9 year old brother made so much better.

What kind of bee is the most dangerous?

The Hepatitis Bee.

(My brother: "Please tell me that joke!"

Me: "no, it's a grown-up joke."

Brother: "Please? I know I'll get it!")

Where is the most dangerous place to swim?

Hepatitis C.

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